Fuzzisms #2 – The Vagina Monologues

A lot of people have commented that my recent blog posts have been bringing on the tears.  How’s this for some comic relief?

Fuzz – When is the last time you had a hair cut?
Me – It was so long ago that I do not remember.
Fuzz – Are you going to get a fancy new haircut for when you deliver the baby?
Me – Probably not, I don’t really care what I will look like.
Fuzz – Maybe you should get your toes done *NB – a friend is going to be a first-time Mom and she recently asked us if she should get her toes done for her delivery.
Me – Yeah, that’s not going to happen either.
Fuzz –  When she asked that I wanted to say “no one is going to care what your toes look like when a big fat head is tearing through your vagina”


Me – The marking on Hennessy’s back looks like a humming bird.  NB – Hennessy is our Basset Hound.
Fuzz – It looks like thong underwear to me.
Me – It could also pass for the Sorting Hat from Harry Potter.
Fuzz – It looks like a vagina and fallopian tubes.
Me – I think you just like saying the word vagina.

Enjoy the long weekend!


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