Our guilty pleasure, True Blood, ended it’s season this past Sunday. In honour, this Fuzzism is dedicated to all things (super?)natural.
#1 – Vamps
Me – Stop chewing your nails. It spreads germs.
Fuzz – What do you mean? Nobody saw me, not even you.
Me – You are not a vampire, you cannot glamour me.
Fuzz – How do you know I am not a vampire. I am dashingly handsome.
Me – <laughter>
Fuzz – If you want to glamour me, just keep laughing because they (the ginormous nursing boobs) keep jiggling.
#2 – Cryptozoology
Fuzz and I are driving down a rural road and there is a dead animal on the side of the road.
Fuzz – What the heck was that?!
Me – I think it was a dead cat.
Fuzz – Oh, I thought it was a mini abominable snow man.
Me – WTF?! <scrunched up weird face>
Fuzz – No, seriously. It was white with a gray face and hands.
Me – Because cats are never white with gray markings <still wearing weird face>.